How to ruin a wedding live

The wedding of Diego and Marta looked promising.

The bride was radiant, the venue spectacular, the decor flawless.

Everything was set for that sacred moment when the music plays,
the doors open, and the bride walks in on her father’s arm.

The DJ, a “bargain” recommended by a cousin, was already in his booth.
Confident. Armed with a USB stick full of music downloaded from…
questionable sources.

The officiant gave the signal.
Silence.
The DJ pressed play.
And the wedding march began.
The guests turned.
Marta appeared at the entrance.
Her father looked at her, eyes full of emotion.
They took their first steps toward the altar, and then…

PUM.
TSS-TSS-TSS— LET’S GO! — WUB WUB WUB

The wedding march exploded into a trashy 90s nightclub remix.
The bass rattled the floor.
The grandparents flinched in their seats.
A toddler burst into tears.
The bride froze, as if someone had unplugged her WiFi.
Her father blinked twice.
The groom looked like he had just witnessed a live murder.

And the DJ, the genius, the master of sound, headphones half-on,
completely unaware of the disaster, shouted into the mic:
“AND HOW ABOUT THAT BEAUTIFUL BRIDE?!”

Complete silence.
The wedding planner launched herself toward the DJ booth like a sniper on
a mission.
She yanked the mic from his hands, smacked the player, and stopped the
horror.

Too late.

The damage was done.

The bride’s father, red with rage.
The guests, trying to process what the hell just happened.
Marta, looking torn between wanting to die and strangling the cousin who
hired this idiot.
The DJ shrugged and said,
“Well, I didn’t listen to the whole track when I downloaded it, but that beat
was fire, right?”

That night, at dinner, there was only one topic of conversation.
The food was amazing. The decor, stunning.
But DJ Disaster™ was the one thing no one would ever forget.

And all because they wanted to save a few bucks.
Because, in the end, cheap doesn’t just cost you money.
It comes with auto-tune, distorted bass, and a techno beat no one asked for